DEAR GOD PLS LET THESE NEXT FOUR DAYS PASS QUICKLY WITHOUT ME PUNCHING ANYBODY IN THE FACE K THANKS LOVE YA BAI
My face. Rants. Just for you. • Ask whatever you like, honey.
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good.
HARRY POTTER WON BEST CAST YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE ITS THE BEST FUCKING CAST OF ALL TIME
(Source: padfootmagic, via -hungarianhorntail)
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
(via gershons)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via teddy-br0osevelt)
